How to be a good student.
1. Learn the alphabet: it will be useful.
2. Don’t snore (= russare) in the classroom while you are sleeping.
3. Fall in love: it’s a good excuse when you make mistakes in maths lessons.
4. Be friendly to the sandwich woman.
5. Say good morning to your teachers if they see you when you are playing truant (= marinare la scuola), you must always be polite (= educato, cortese).
6. When you throw your classmates’ shoes out of the window, be careful and check out for teachers’ cars in the parking area.
7. The best Latin translator is not the Internet so don’t download your Latin version!
8. Laugh (= ridi) when your teachers make a joke.
9. You shouldn’t bite (= mordere) or hurt (= ferire) anyone for your sandwich during the break.
10. Don’t swing (= dondolare) on the pendulum.
How to be a bad student.
1. Mistake qui, quae, quod for Donald Duck’s nephews.
2. Go to all night parties during the week: there’s time to sleep at school.
3. During  lessons write in diaries, it will be a good remembrance when you are older.
4. Don’t cancel the answers in your second-hand books.
5. Come to school when you are sick to infect your friends.
6. Invent a secret code to ask for help during tests.
7. Put the clock forward to make lessons shorter.
8. Write another student’s name on your class test.
9. Stop the lift (= ascensore) while the teachers are inside.
10. Fight for your rights: go on strike (= sciopero) for pink toilet paper.

How to be a good student:

  1. Learn the alphabet: it will be useful.
  2. Don’t snore (= russare) in the classroom while you are sleeping.
  3. Fall in love: it’s a good excuse when you make mistakes in maths lessons.
  4. Be friendly to the sandwich woman.
  5. Say good morning to your teachers if they see you when you are playing truant (= marinare la scuola), you must always be polite (= educato, cortese).
  6. When you throw your classmates’ shoes out of the window, be careful and check out for teachers’ cars in the parking area.
  7. The best Latin translator is not the Internet so don’t download your Latin version!
  8. Laugh (= ridi) when your teachers make a joke.
  9. You shouldn’t bite (= mordere) or hurt (= ferire) anyone for your sandwich during the break.
  10. Don’t swing (= dondolare) on the pendulum.

How to be a bad student:

  1. Mistake qui, quae, quod for Donald Duck’s nephews.
  2. Go to all night parties during the week: there’s time to sleep at school.
  3. During  lessons write in diaries, it will be a good remembrance when you are older.
  4. Don’t cancel the answers in your second-hand books.
  5. Come to school when you are sick to infect your friends.
  6. Invent a secret code to ask for help during tests.
  7. Put the clock forward to make lessons shorter.
  8. Write another student’s name on your class test.
  9. Stop the lift (= ascensore) while the teachers are inside.
  10. Fight for your rights: go on strike (= sciopero) for pink toilet paper.